Blogging about the guy who tried to relieve his sexual frustration with a plastic bottle got me thinking about inflation. My car has been sending me a message for a few days now that my tire pressure is low. I always ask my wonderful grandson Michael to take care of things like this for me. I think the change in weather causes this message to show up, you know. When things get cold they tend to contract. Air included. So the tires have less pressure. Then I started thinking, maybe if I put ice packs on my butt it would contract. Probably not. I'd probably just end up with freezer burn on my butt. Then I started thinking that girls with tiny boobies could blow hot air on them with a hair drier and the tiny boobies would expand. Probably not. They would probably just end up with wind-burned tiny boobies. Not attractive.
This post doesn't have anything to do with prison, or grandchildren. It's just an example of what happens to a normal person's mind when you work in corrections for too long.