I hate money.  I mean, I like having money.  I just hate managing it.  Maybe that's why I'm a liberal.  I can manage money fairly well, but it is not pleasurable for me.  My sister is very good with money.  She got the money gene I guess.  I don't know why my Kiwanis club voted me in as treasurer.  Probably because nobody else would do it.  Every time I go to the bank to make deposits, they find an error in my calculations. Fortunately, they usually find more money than I noted on the deposit slips.  So I can't be accused of embezzling or anything.  It's really quite pathetic.